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Zia Ate Elephants

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When I came  home after a long day ...My Mom rushed and said "U know what Zia has done today? "  Me : Did  she again chew another pair of slip-ons..?? Mom : No ... She ate two ELEPHANTS     Me:WT........ Me : ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!!! How can this little female eat two Giant Elephants  and where did Elephants come from? Mom : They were in my room....She did eat their kids too .... Me :  How can she eat Elephants??? ..What are you talking about??? and How did Elephants come to your room...( I JUST COULDN'T IMAGINE HER  DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT  IN MY WEIRDEST DREAMS ) Mom : She pulled them from above and chewed ..Wait! let me show you what exactly she has done .... ( WAS TOTALLY BEWILDERED...... ALTHOUGH I DID HEAR THAT A LAB CAN PULL ENGINES BUT HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS.....I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DEALING WITH).  But then My dear cutest Mom came up with   Dead Elephants and their Kids Dead...