Zia Ate Elephants

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When I came  home after a long day ...My Mom rushed and said "U know what Zia has done today? " 

Me: Did  she again chew another pair of slip-ons..??
Mom: No ... She ate two ELEPHANTS 
 
Me:WT........











Me : ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!!! How can this little female eat two Giant Elephants  and where did Elephants come from?

Mom: They were in my room....She did eat their kids too ....

Me:  How can she eat Elephants??? ..What are you talking about??? and How did Elephants come to your room...( I JUST COULDN'T IMAGINE HER  DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT  IN MY WEIRDEST DREAMS )

 Mom : She pulled them from above and chewed ..Wait! let me show you what exactly she has done ....
( WAS TOTALLY BEWILDERED...... ALTHOUGH I DID HEAR THAT A LAB CAN PULL ENGINES BUT HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS.....I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DEALING WITH). 

But then My dear cutest Mom came up with  Dead Elephants and their Kids

Dead  Elephants(RIP)








  

Phewwww! ....I was So relieved after seeing these Dead Elephants .They were the ones carved from wood that we got from Jaisalmer, India.
 
Oh wait ...I just realized i never did  mention who Zia is

Introducing Zia (who ate Elephants) ,The most pampered kid in our Family










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